If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late
If you choose to leave your bus stop and walk to your destination along the bus route, you will see your bus as you are between two stops and can run to the closest one.
If you’re running late the bus will be too
No one has the correct change
If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)
When waiting for a bus, every other bus will show and just when you get sick and tired of it all and light a cigarette your bus will arrive.
If you’re early the bus is late If you’re late the bus was early
When walking to a bus stop, if you’ll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won’t, if you won’t look back, the bus will pass you just as you’ll reach the bus stop.
The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
If you have no change then the bus driver won’t have any either
Your bus will always arrive 3 minutes before it’s supposed to. Causing you to watch as it drives away
Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.
Two bus for the same place will always pull in together
When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red
The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus
Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.
The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there’s no air conditioning.
You can't see bus ticket price?
Tips for traveling by bus
Jokes about bus travel
Murphy's law about busses