Bus jokes

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, “If you were a gentleman, young man, youd stand up and let someone else sit down.” “And if you were a lady,” replied Roger, “youd stand up and let four people sit down.”


The Murphy’s Law Of Buses

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late

If you choose to leave your bus stop and walk to your destination along the bus route, you will see your bus as you are between two stops and can run to the closest one.

If you’re running late the bus will be […]