The Murphy’s Law Of Buses

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late

If you choose to leave your bus stop and walk to your destination along the bus route, you will see your bus as you are between two stops and can run to the closest one.

If you’re running late the bus will be too

No one has the correct change  

If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)

When waiting for a bus, every other bus will show and just when you get sick and tired of it all and light a cigarette your bus will arrive.

If you’re early the bus is late If you’re late the bus was early

When walking to a bus stop, if you’ll look back to see if the bus is coming, it won’t, if you won’t look back, the bus will pass you just as you’ll reach the bus stop.

The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in
If you have no change then the bus driver won’t have any either

Your bus will always arrive 3 minutes before it’s supposed to. Causing you to watch as it drives away

Chat with a pretty girl, or light a cigarette, and the bus will arrive immediately.

Two bus for the same place will always pull in together

When your behind time you always get every learner driver in front of you and every light is red

The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus

Waiting for a bus seems to be longer than the journey.

The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there’s no air conditioning.

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